'I am the GREAT Cheyenne Dooley'

Why does CHS want to ruin my Comedy??

CHS has been on a freakin' mission for 5 years to ruin my Comedy Career! I am fed tha %&#$ up with it! I will Comedize everyone that tries to stop my ugly self!!!!! I am WHITE!

UGH!!! Cherokee High School has another THAAAAANG Comin!

If CHS THINKS they can tell me what to do!!! They have another THAAAAAAAAANG comin they way! I WILL get at THEM with a few THAAAAAANGS!!! Just wait til my letter is mailed!!! Colbert County will endure some negative press.... can you say WAFF?

A Return has been planned... Earlier than predicted.

I said... I may return in November... However, I will reek havok upon CHS this week! Watch out Teachers... and Students alike... I will be on a role with my Offensive Comedy! I'll get at you with quite a few thaaaaaangs!! I'll be in the 9th grade and will not take $hit from anyone!!! Can you handle that?? If not... TOUGH!!!

I may make a CHS return in the late fall.

I have been trying to decide on whether I should return to CHS. I have come to the conclusion that I should make my comeback in the fall..... sometime in November.... maybe sooner. I will offend the majority of the faculty and a large portion of the students with my sick jokes and ugly face.

Why am I so much better than you?

I understand that I am so much better than everyone... but why?? I still haven't figured it out. I am so pretty and innocent. Everyone aspires to be like me. I just have to deal with the fact that I am the most popular girl NOT in school. My star power is overwhelming. There isn't much to say... besides the fact.... that I am pure and beautiful. No matter how hard you try... will never look like me!!!! So quit trying!!

I do NOT support Shelby Waddell!!!

Uh... Why would I support that THAAAAAANG?? If anyone is going to be on that Council... it should be the outstanding town persona.....ME!!! CHEYENNE DOOLEY!!!!!!

Uhhhhhhhhh..... WELL!!!!!

I am the PRETTIEST THAAAAAANG you will ever see!!!! I am so beautiful!!! My hair is so silky and smooth!

I am Cheyenne Dooley.... Can you handle that??

I just so happen to be Cheyenne Dooley.... The GREATEST THAAANG since SLICED BREAD!!!! I WILL ALWAYS BE BETTER THAN YOU!!!!!! I don't know about all this commotion on the council, but I think it is a bunch of garb. I have had more civilized conversations with Billy Hudson!!